shine bright like a ‘ginaGirls, when you’re feeling sad, just remember:
- a vagina can go back to it’s original size after taking something 20x its size
- a penis will end up looking like an empty potato sack that’s been run over quite a lot if it does
you can do this girl
be as resilient as your vagina
shine bright like a ‘gina
what did I just read
My penis hurts after reading this
June 2013
Listen
slavingpeoplesacrificingthings:
I WAS NOT EXPECTING THIS
I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS EXPECTING
OKAY WAS EXPECTING SOMETHING ABOUT BLUE EYES OR PERFECT PEOPLE BUT I GUESS THIS IS OKAY TOO
OMG IT’S BACK
oH MY GOD FOR FUCKS SAKE I THOUGHT IT WAS SOME NICE SONG AND I WAS IN THE LIVING ROOM WITH MY PARENTS
My step dad walked into the room right when I hit play, listened to the first 5 seconds, then walked back out.
its five in the morning, my parents are down the hall, and my computer was on full volume
I physically can’t not reblog this
MY GRANDMOTHER WAS BEHIND ME AND I THINK SHE’S HAVING A HEARTATTACK
I SWEAR I’VE REBLOGGED THIS LIKE 7 TIMES
I didn’t see the comment and just pressed play. Guys my little brother and Dad were in here, they won’t stop staring at me. Dad asked if I’m watching weird porn.
IT’S BAAAAAAAAACK
reblog if your url is your name in real life
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:
my blog has become this weird mixture of fandoms, feminism, cats and really fucking stupid jokes that nobody outside this website would find remotely amusing
Crushcrushcrush in the Dark
Fall Out Boy vs. Paramore
My Songs Know What You Did in the Dark vs. Crushcrushcrush - Fall Out Boy & Paramore [x]
oh my gOD
Shit, it’s 2am, I meant to go to Bed Several Hours Ago: An Autobiography
Oops, It’s 4am, I Should Probably Go to Bed: A Memoir.
Bloody Hell, Is that the Sunrise?: A Thrilling Conclusion to the Trilogy of Regret
Well, My Sleep Schedule Is Screwed Anyway, Let’s See How Long I Can Stay Up Before Hallucinating: The Spin-off novel
“Most people do not listen with the intent to understand; they listen with the intent to reply.”
—
Stephen R. Covey (via feminist-fuel)
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Too true. Too true.
That’s how you separate people who actually care about you rather than people who think they care about you.
(via acteon-carolsfeld)
