cruisecontrolforcool:

chronic illnesses are like being stuck playing hard mode but you don’t actually know what any of the buttons do and there is a reasonable possibility you are holding the wrong controller altogether

(via the-doctors-dancing-companion)

boobsradley:

Guys did you know there are ten hours of TNG bloopers on YouTube guys please somebody help me guys

waterspirit:

If you close your eyes just as it crashes, you feel relaxed. This is because your brain is tricked into thinking you’ve actually died for a second.

(via wegottahidewegottabail)

kitteridgehawkpelt:

potterdursley:

potterdursley:

Alternate Universes are pure gold

GET OUT

(via apageoflife)

(Source: thewickettwitch, via communionnimrod)

(via jamesbaxterdahorse)

bisexualangelfucker:

okay so like im not a huge part of the whole star trek fandom but if the ship name for kirk/spock isnt kock like why are we even here

(via andrealessi)

(Source: niknak79, via teenaged-wolf)

homleschapel:

summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell

(via ghostingthespace)

tastefullyoffensive:

[via]

leonardsmccoy:

she wears short skirts, i wear blue shirts, she’s cheer captain and damnit jim, i’m a doctor

(via ghostingthespace)

nsfwhumor:

[@mattmelvin]

andrealessi:

People who don’t pee before the movie starts should not be trusted with any responsibility ever.

the-filipina-french-canadian:

Things that are okay: 

• believing what you believe

Things that are not okay:

• making fun of or putting down someone who believes what they believe